May gets a big ol’ thumbs up from us, on the beach?
Spring is in full swing and we are loving it!!! So much, we’ve picked up the , apparently, entire office and hit the road with some incredible peculiar causal wear all in an effort to set up this photo from our new beachfront multi-monitored desk. It may seem weird and rightfully so because, and brace […]
Turning a ( comedy ) corner OR just stretching our legs with jellyfish inspired jokes?
It’s o-FISH-al, friends, we’ve jumped the shark with this grade school effort but who doesn’t love a good PB&J?! If YOoUuu have a PROBLEM with peanut butter and/or JELLY…well, that’s ok ’cause maybe you got an allergy or just have other nutritional preferences and that’s ok! We completely understand they aren’t for everybody but look […]
Business Cards $50 for 1,000
These business cards by netfishes are printed on high-quality 16pt cardstock available in beautiful full-color front and/or back options with a gloss or matte finish. Turnaround Times Standard turnaround is 7 – 10 Business days from proof approval. Expedited options available upon request. Rounded corners are available for additional rates. **Offer good for print ready […]
Many go fishing all their lives…
Inspired by fish (maybe 🤷), Henry David Thoreau was an American writer, philosopher, and naturalist known for his book Walden, which advocated for simple living and self-reliance. He was also a staunch advocate for civil disobedience and individualism. Additionally, he was known to be inspired by the natural world, particularly fish, which he observed and […]
What’s up with the fishes, April Edition?
Sadly, for this month’s “business health” update we have to announce that we have no new door related news but that doesn’t mean it’s been slow! Beyond taking photos that do absolutely nothing to advance our companies public appearance, we have been hard at work blowing our hair back with taxes ( mmm! frickin love […]
Maybe the only thing that makes this joke worse is wondering why we would keep publishing these?
Bringing ( low ) quality jokes back like “old wounds” with laughs so hard they hurt. Am I Right? Hello? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 Welcome to the comedy trenches folks! It’s rough out there but we appreciate you grinding it out with us during this period when the jokes are terrible, no one is really laughing, but our […]
Every netfishes design package is….( enter cliffhanger phrase here )!!
You’re on sale and you’re on sale and you’re on sale! Every netfishes design package is on sale!! No better way to spread some netfishes leftover valentines love than to drop our design packages by a whopping 20-30%!! That’s right, we are dropping our rates for a VERY LIMITED TIME so if you have given […]
The man who goes fishing…
Inspired by fish (maybe 🤷), Mary Astor was an American actress who appeared in more than 100 films during her career, including the classic film noir “The Maltese Falcon.” Astor was known for her versatility and range as an actress, and she won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1941 for her role […]
What has two knees and smells like a ( bad ) fish joke?
It’s time for another bad fish joke friday and oh man, if only the last one was, well…the last one but no, you don’t get better at things by giving up! And ( bad ) fish jokes are no exception. In our continued effort to bring you quality bad fish jokes we introduce the second […]
We know what your thinking; What ever happened with that whole ‘new door’ story?
Many times over we have placed fresh graphics on the storefront of our fellow friends in business but this was a first for ourselves. We were holding off with the dressing our door until a planned upgrade ( learn more here ) took place. Since that was done, then close behind was this little but […]