Happy Mother’s Day 2023
Mother’s Day is when we celebrate the unconditional love, guidance, and sacrifices they make every day for their families. Thank you for all you do! Image generated using Midjourney artificial intelligence.
Star Wars: The Fishes Edition 2023
Say hello to Darth Fishes! We asked #midjourney #ai the question; What if Darth Vader were a fish? This is the result but now he needs a fitting name. What would you call him? Darth Fin? Darth Fishious? What do you think? May the Fourth be with you, from your fellow #nerdfishes.
Gino Mitchel of Mitchell’z Munchiez
Say hello to our friend Gino Mitchell, owner/operator of Mitchell’z Munchiez mobile food service and catering company. Gino is a young Joplin, MO based entrepreneur who, with his wife, Kendria, built and serve unique and delicious funnel cake infused deserts like deep fried Twinkies, deep fried ding dongs, funnel fried pickles and more at events […]
May gets a big ol’ thumbs up from us, on the beach?
Spring is in full swing and we are loving it!!! So much, we’ve picked up the , apparently, entire office and hit the road with some incredible peculiar causal wear all in an effort to set up this photo from our new beachfront multi-monitored desk. It may seem weird and rightfully so because, and brace […]
Turning a ( comedy ) corner OR just stretching our legs with jellyfish inspired jokes?
It’s o-FISH-al, friends, we’ve jumped the shark with this grade school effort but who doesn’t love a good PB&J?! If YOoUuu have a PROBLEM with peanut butter and/or JELLY…well, that’s ok ’cause maybe you got an allergy or just have other nutritional preferences and that’s ok! We completely understand they aren’t for everybody but look […]
Business Cards $50 for 1,000
These business cards by netfishes are printed on high-quality 16pt cardstock available in beautiful full-color front and/or back options with a gloss or matte finish. Turnaround Times Standard turnaround is 7 – 10 Business days from proof approval. Expedited options available upon request. Rounded corners are available for additional rates. **Offer good for print ready […]
Many go fishing all their lives…
Inspired by fish (maybe 🤷), Henry David Thoreau was an American writer, philosopher, and naturalist known for his book Walden, which advocated for simple living and self-reliance. He was also a staunch advocate for civil disobedience and individualism. Additionally, he was known to be inspired by the natural world, particularly fish, which he observed and […]
What’s up with the fishes, April Edition?
Sadly, for this month’s “business health” update we have to announce that we have no new door related news but that doesn’t mean it’s been slow! Beyond taking photos that do absolutely nothing to advance our companies public appearance, we have been hard at work blowing our hair back with taxes ( mmm! frickin love […]
Maybe the only thing that makes this joke worse is wondering why we would keep publishing these?
Bringing ( low ) quality jokes back like “old wounds” with laughs so hard they hurt. Am I Right? Hello? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 Welcome to the comedy trenches folks! It’s rough out there but we appreciate you grinding it out with us during this period when the jokes are terrible, no one is really laughing, but our […]
Every netfishes design package is….( enter cliffhanger phrase here )!!
You’re on sale and you’re on sale and you’re on sale! Every netfishes design package is on sale!! No better way to spread some netfishes leftover valentines love than to drop our design packages by a whopping 20-30%!! That’s right, we are dropping our rates for a VERY LIMITED TIME so if you have given […]